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The Telex machine is kept so clean

And it types to a waiting world

Her mother feels so shocked, father’s world is rocked

And their thoughts turn to their own little girl

Sweet sixteen, ain’t that peachy keen

Now it ain’t so neat to admit defeat

They can see no reasons

‘Cause there are no reasons

What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?

I don’t like Mondays.

Because it is now out of system, let’s begin then.

Weather

50 with some Sun, you left your lights on.

Really?

Americans eat 3 billion pizzas per year,

Americans eat almost 30 pounds of French Fries yearly.

The per capita consumption of fresh apples has fluctuated between about 15 and 19 pounds per consumer each year.

From the Desk of Socrates

“I do not think that I know what I do not know.”

You don’t say

The smallest federal agency is the Marine Mammal Commission with12 employees.

Best uniforms in the NFL

As long as they don’t wear their blood clot, red jerseys, and red pants, the Kansas City Chiefs. No dopey gimmicks.

Red rover, red rover

When it’s time to, it’s time to go. It’s time to go, Bristol.


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