“Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We’re so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside
There behind a glass stands a real blade of grass
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.”
Thanks, Greg.
Weather
If you like frigid conditions, then boy, today is your day. Temps around zero most of the day, but by the evening, the wind chill is well below zero. Yowza!
Next week, we are back in the 50s.
For those who want to know
The cardboard box industry is an $ 82-billion industry.
Whom to contact
Looking to contact His Majesty King Charles III, The Duchess of Cornwall and The Royal Family write to:
Clarence House, London, SW1A 1BA.
The return of Screwy Louie
Screwy Louie stopped by the newsroom of the TBE and made his way to our corner and the staff of the GMB. He plopped down his bag, announced he wished to discuss Super Bowl history, and then dropped this gem on us:
“The 1972 Miami Dolphins went undefeated at 17-0 and are the greatest team of all time, However, as great as they were, the 72 Dolphins only won one Super Bowl. Think about that while you drink your iced coffee and eat what looks to be bagels. Can I have one?”
Uhhh, okay. Thank you Screwy.
Karate chop
That ends this chapter of the GMB. Don’t judge a book by its cover, Bristol. See ya, next week.
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