Welcome to Friday!
And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?
He’s bangin’ on the bongos like a chimpanzee
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothin’, get your chicks for free.
Thanks, Mark.
Weather
55 and partly cloudy and partly sunny. Enough with the partly already.
FYI
The hashtag # symbol is technically called an octothorpe.
No relevance to anything
Speaking of firsts, according to Bristol’s Screwy Louie, David Humm was the first left-handed backup quarterback to win a Super Bowl ring with the Oakland Raiders with their win over the Minnesota Vikings in Super Bowl XI.
From the World of Sponge Bob
“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star.
Time for Quint
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies,
Farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain;
For we have received orders
To sail back to Boston,
And shall never more shall we see you again.
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