Hello Bristol, welcome to Friday and queue the band.
Weather
Nothing to write home about, 50 for the daytime high and overcast. Rain later in the day.
What’s new in baseball
Other than the pitch clock and an increase to the size of the bases, teams can now add advertising patches on their uniforms. Depending on whether the player hits right-handed or left-handed and which side gets more camera time will dictate which side the patch is on.
Great, just what we need, more advertising.
That foul ball brought you by Farmer Frank’s Sausage.
This called third brought to you by Not my Fault Insurance.
This umpire argument brought to you by the law firm of Caminiti, Hayes and the other Hayes.
How much?
According to a non-profit national commodity promotion and research organization, Americans consume approximately 14 billion quarts of popcorn every year.
Headaches
The most common cause of a headache is
- Stress
- Emotional distress
- Infections
Right now, the staff of the GMB has a big giant headache.
See ya, Skippy
Is that a real poncho, I mean,
Is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?
Hmmm, no fooling.
See ya, Bristol.
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