Welcome to the Friday edition. There are only eight days of school left for Bristol’s students and teachers. But we are sure no one out there is counting.
Friday, June 2 weather
Partly sunny, with highs in the low 90’s. Showers and thunderstorms likely in the afternoon. Temperatures will drop into the mid 80’s in the afternoon. Chance of rain–60 percent.
Big softball game today
Bristol Central continues the quest for a state championship this afternoon, hosting St. Joseph at 2:30 p.m. in the quarterfinals.
One of the best English teacher jokes ever!
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doctor. “Those are just contractions.”
One of the worse geography jokes ever!
If you’re American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
European
We are too tired to produce anything else this morning, Bristol. We’ll do better on Monday. We promise, sort of.
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