Good morning, Bristol!

Random Bristol skyline | Staff

Monday, ugh. Yes, mental health counselors are standing by.

Weather

Due to the Collective Bargaining Agreement between the Sun and the Universe, the Sun has the day off with pay. Alas, rain and clouds today, folks.

City Council Eve

Never mind the Feast of the Seven Fishes, the night before a city council meeting the GMB staff enjoys Brussels sprouts casserole, candied sweet potatoes and skillet dinner.

Word Cemetery

“Affuage,” meaning the right to cut wood in a forest for a family fire. Came to be in the 18th century from a long line of nouns.

Conspiracy alert

Ahooga! Ahooga! Ahooga! Apparently, not only is Taylor Swift funded by Soros, but she is a government plant and a psyop operation.

Did we mention we have counselors standing by?

Nothing more to see here

Keep it moving, Bristol.


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