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Posted By: Staff January 30, 2024

Welcome to Tuesday. The cabin crew will be coming around shortly to offer you a snack and a beverage.

Weather

41 and partly cloudy. Don’t giggle, we’re serious.

Whack Job Tuesday (Conspiracy Watch)

According to the lunatic fringe, a shadowy group rigs the Super Bowl to control public sentiment and social behavior.

Jesus Marimba. Well, here’s one the GMB heard moments ago:

Vegans, Grover Norquist, and the Mum City’s Supreme leaders meet in the underground tunnels beneath city hall to decipher coded messages hidden within the 10-cent bottle redemption program about how to manipulate global events.

Black Hawk Down

Speaking of conspiracies, the Planning Commission is the latest Bristol government meeting to fall victim to online audio problems.  

Look, fellas, this is easy — audio out to audio in and video out to video in. Also, that long thing on a gooseneck it’s called a microphone. It’s used to “amplify” sound. Unless, of course, that’s the intent, you don’t want “the people” to know. Doo doo doo do; doo doo doo do.

Hello, my name is DB Cooper

Trust no one, Bristol.

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