Good morning, Bristol! – March 14, 2024

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On behalf of Thursday, we’d like to extend our warmest welcome and best wishes for a productive and fulfilling day.

Weather

Sunny and 70. Woot.

What to watch today

Xavier Vs UConn at 12 p.m. (FS1 and Fox).

He said it

“No one in the United States should be retiring at 65 years old. Frankly, I think retirement itself is a stupid idea unless you have some sort of health problem. Everybody that I know who is elderly, who has retired, is dead within five years.”

–Ben Shapiro, political pundit, syndicated columnist

If today is your birthday

You are a year older, and it’s worse than you thought. Dogs might be man’s best friend, but not yours. Punt, pray and forgive yourself.

Let’s all go to the lobby

Remember the Alamo and sink the Bismarck, Bristol.


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