Welcome to the GMB where 50 percent of the time it’s working all the time.

Weather

Sunny and 80. What happened to 98 and hellish? We were just becoming accustomed to hot, humid and stormy.

Pothole Patrol

Sunday morning, Bo Williams, a Forestville fisherman, hooked a coelacanth at the freshwater fauna located in this pothole on Emmett Street.

Heeeere’s Johnny

Thank you for calling the mayor’s office.

For tax increases, press 1.

For warm and fuzzy and cute and cuddly Facebook posts, press 2.

Geese, press 3. If the box is full, press 4.

Economic Development, press, uh, let’s see, there is a number for that uh… well, we will find it but until we do just press 5 for photo ops.

For info regarding pride mon ju pr..,er ya ———. Hello, are you still there?

If you Press 7 your pizza is on the way!

Oh, look! a bird.

Simple minds think of simple things, Bristol.

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