Ladies and gentlemen, here are your New England Whalers!
Weather
Sunny and 86 “get me a Fresca” degrees.
Useless information to impress the ATM guard
The right lung takes in more air than the left lung.
Heeeer’s Johnny!
Did you know that the mayor’s cheeks hurt all the time due to all that smiling he does from those hit-and-run photo ops he does?
Democrats still exist in Bristol. Seriously. The GMB saw one in the shade of a tree just the other day. He had a long mane and distinctive markings.
Democrats are known to support a matriarchal structure and are constantly searching for fresh food and water. Their natural predator is a Republican.
Game 7
The Florida something or others are your Stanley Cup Champions and the GMB called it.
Oh, look, a bird!
Be wary of the small and petty, Bristol. They imagine little and think less.
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