Enjoy your Monday, Mm-kay?
Weather
Partly cloudy and 89 but fans of the dewpoint, congratulations, it starts to increase setting up storms for midweek.
Dude where is my car?
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Where is Ashton Kutcher when you need him?
Trust no one
We know they are lying.
They know they are lying.
They know that we know they are lying.
We know that they know that we know they are lying.
And now you know that we know that they know that we know they are lying.
And yet they all still continue to lie.
Major Strasser has been shot! Round up the usual suspects!
Enjoy the view, Bristol.
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