Good morning, Bristol!

Minor Road near Whozeewhatzits | Staff

Posted By: Staff August 5, 2024

Pardon our appearance, the GMB is playing hurt and a little cranky. We’ve got poison ivy, bee stings and the meniscus is on the fritz.

Weather

Mostly sunny and 93 sweltering degrees.

Current Status

Due to the conflict between Russia and Ukraine and the Middle East situation, our current DEFCON status is 3. Meanwhile the doomsday clock is 90 seconds to midnight.

Anyone want a mint?

Goodfellas

The current U.S. debt is $35 trillion. Yes, trillion with a T. That’s $104,122 per person.

FYI, they’re wintergreen and sugar free.

Hey there, Skippy

Have a great day, Bristol.

P.S. Think it over. Supplies are low.

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