Roll call, it’s Monday. By a show of hands, who made it through the weekend?

Weather

On today’s menu: 62, clearing and breezy.

Thanks for nothing

Thanks for the new speed bumps at Shop Rite Plaza. If they get any higher, we will need spelunking equipment.

From Edith Louise Cratcher

Dear GMB, can you relay this message to the mayor? My stamps don’t work.

Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

Last week, I was disappointed that when Kris Kristofferson died, you put nothing on your Facebook page. Hello, London, this is American calling, what’s wrong with you?

Sincerely and Toodle-oo,

Edith

From the manhole cover near Lake Avenue

P.S. It’s been downhill in this town since OTB and Wasteland shutdown. Wouldn’t you agree?

Who’s pitching tomorrow?

Watch your back, Bristol.

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