Hello. Welcome to the GMB Hotline.

If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2.

If you are a fatalist, go ahead and press 3, it won’t do anything because we are doomed.

Everyone else stay on the line.

Weather

Mostly sunny, and mostly 69, most of the time.

NFL

The last time the Vikings looked this good they were tourists at the Super Bowl.

MLB

We try not to dwell on the possibility that the Yankees might win another World Series. When you think about the Yankees you think about Heaven and Hell. A place where Joe D. and Mickey hit at will. A place where The Babe is stolen from The Bosox, and a place where Jeffrey Maier plays catch with Bucky “Effing” Dent.

It just doesen’t matter

Run the gauntlet, Bristol.

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