Good morning, Bristol!

“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.” – William Shakespeare

This is Casey Kasem. On with the countdown!

Sunny and 65 “the Yankees in 6” degrees.

Chickens can distinguish between more than 100 faces.
Chickens have full-color vision.
Chickens are sensitive to criticism or rejection, which inhibits their willingness to express themselves unless it’s a sycophant.

Dear GMB,

Please forward this to the mayor. I lost his address in my neighbor’s hosiery. Yes, it’s a long story.

Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!

What do you say you, me, and those guys that want to build in the hoppers go on Safari together?

You can get the PR you covet; they can get tax write-offs, and I get a holiday.

And hey, Zyrtec for everyone! I’m bringing my smokes, though.

XOXO and toodle-oo!

Edith

From Bleachers, north end of the bar by the outlet.

P.S. No going wee-wee when things get tough in the bush.

P.P.S. Your Facebook page is like a newspaper but for the bias. Oh, the irony! Where do you keep your Pulitzer?

P.P.P.S. Back in the day, I knew Martha Graham. You seem more of a Raygun sort of fella.

Does anyone remember laughter, Bristol?

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