Verifying today is Monday.

If we call today’s date X.
For all x that occurs in a month y in 2024 where dy/d5(5y) = 5,

then

If x = 7n + 3 – (1/infinityn), where n = 0 to 4,

and time t > 17 h after tmax of (x – 1),

then we verify with some certainty that today is Monday.

Now, as for the current time…

Weather

59 and a mix of sun and clouds or if you prefer because we don’t wish to offend unless we must, clouds and sun.

GMB outgoing mail

Dear CNBC:

We hear lots of chatter on your channel about countries defaulting on their debt. This sounds really bad.

Since we want to be part of the solution and not the problem, we would like to offer a solution. Our solution is that countries do not default.

If you want us to be on a talk panel and talk about not defaulting, let us know.  We can be reached at the below address day or night. Mostly at night, since that is where we sleep.  We usually work during the day unless we have it off in which case we are there.  Otherwise, we’re not.

Thank you,

Good morning, Bristol!

What to look for today

The Wetlands On-Site Inspection, 5 p.m. Rockwell Park, Assessor’s Map 11, Lot 208.

Homina! Homina! Homina! If that doesn’t get your civic curiosity going nothing will. Sadly, the GMB staff cannot attend because we must check the expiration dates on our tissue boxes.

The 1813 Overture

Smile when you say that, Bristol!

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