Good morning, Bristol! — Dec 3, 2024

Bristol Central High School. | Staff

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Weather

Partly cloudy and partly 42 degrees.

Useless information to impress the tugboat operator in your life

Mr. Potato Head once got four votes for mayor in Boise, Idaho.

GMB mailbag

Dear GMB! Dear GMB! Dear GMB!

I’ve heard people try to legitimize this Joe Rogan guy as the best thing since Milton Berle quit television.  His only messianic quality is that he keeps many people awake a little longer before settling into a prolonged snore.

I don’t know about you, but nothing surprises me about college basketball anymore. What does it mean to be ranked or unranked? It’s kind of like pig wrestling. After a few minutes in the mud, you can’t tell which is the pig and which is the man.

Yours,

Edith Louise Cratcher

near Lake Avenue

P.S. Tell TBE editor David Tiberius Fortier, who is ducking me, that I want my can of soup back.

Time for winter gloves

Don’t suck rocks, Bristol.


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