With the oncoming weather, the staff of the GMB is running to the bookstore to purchase an “Idiots Guide to Blizzards” and “The History of Snow.” Who wants to come?
Weather
40 and a wintry mix. If anyone tells you 39 and a wintry mix, they are a filthy liar and should be punished and then excommunicated.
Ask Jeeves
No, last week the city of Bristol did not have a spelling bee jamboree where the winning word was “ahole.” That was city hall. Ba-dum-tssh.
Thank you. We will be here most of the week.
Rotate the crops
Vivek Ramaswamy seems like a nice enough fella if you like angry billionaires, but we would like to see him deposed for no reason other than the inconvenience of it all.
20/20
There are bootlickers amongst us and not in a fun way, Bristol.
For Esther. Thank you for the laughter.
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