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Hello and welcome. On behalf of the Universe, you’re going to be a valuable asset to Friday. Let’s begin. Weather Sunny and 80 marvelous degrees….
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Good morning, Bristol!
Thursday. Hmm. Weather Partly cloudy and 85 “we’re glad it’s not 90” degrees. The Debate For those not interested in watching the you know what…
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Ladies and gentlemen, here are your New England Whalers! Weather Sunny and 86 “get me a Fresca” degrees. Useless information to impress the ATM guard…
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Welcome to the GMB where 50 percent of the time it’s working all the time. Weather Sunny and 80. What happened to 98 and hellish?…
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For fans of incomplete sentences here is Weather Humid, 92 and wait for it, thunderstorms likely. Fast approaching Is anyone else excited about the approaching…
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Thursday your table is ready. Weather 98 welcome to Hell degrees. Person, woman, man, camera, TV Speaking of cognitive decline, Putin and Kim Jong Un found each…
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Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages welcome to Tuesday June 18, 2024! Weather 94 and hot. Welcome to the outer edge of Hell….
2nd Annual Juneteenth Celebration to be held at Carousel Museum this Wednesday
A Juneteenth Celebration will be held this Wednesday, June 19, from 4 to 8 p.m. at the Carousel Museum. The event is free and open…
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Drivers to your cars. Weather Partly cloudy and 87 bracing for hell degrees. Did you know? That, according to a frequent reader of the GMB…
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To be honest, Bristol, I’m out of ideas. The week took its toll on my brain. The little guy is tired and gasping for air….
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Happy Friday Eve, everyone! Weather Partly sunny with a slight chance of an afternoon shower. Highs in the mid 80’s. Gradually turning darker around 8:15…
Good morning, Bristol! – June 11, 2024
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown Weather Sun in the morning with more clouds in the afternoon….
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Someone once asked, “What do you call a person who doesn’t mind Mondays?” Answer- “Retired” Weather Partly sunny today with a slight chance for a…
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Brace for impact, it’s Thursday. Weather If you enjoy a good old fashion crummy day, well, friend, you are in luck. Annoying showers are on…
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Oh, vey, it’s only Tuesday? Let’s see we have Tylenol, or ibuprofen for this. Weather Partly cloudy, low 80s with the H word creeping in…
Good morning, Bristol! – June 6, 2024
Welcome to Bristol! The breakfast capital of the world, if you like eggs. Weather 87 what’cha talkin’ ’bout Willis? degrees! Question to ponder for Monday…
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Commemorative DJT edition Yesterday, Thursday, May 30, is a day that will live in history. For some, it is a day of sham trials, crooked…
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You’ve reached the offices of the GMB For the staff — Press 1. Tips — Press 2 Complaints — Press 3 Go ahead and press…
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Well, sports fans, another legend died yesterday. Bill Walton was an awesome player and an entertaining TV analyst. Cancer claims another soul way too early….
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Happy Memorial Day, Bristol. Big doings on the Boulevard today. Try to get down there to show our veterans the respect they deserve. Weather Grab…