Good morning, Bristol! Nov. 15, 2024
It’s Friday, so all ashore that’s going ashore. Weather Partly cloudy and 60 partly degrees. How about that? More how about that Depending on what you read or elect to believe,…
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Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 14, 2024
You need to be this tall to ride this ride. Weather Partly cloudy and 58 unimaginative degrees. Useless information to impress the menthol cigarette smoker in your life Most burglaries…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 12, 2024
Welcome to Tuesday. Uh, the outside temperature is 38 degrees at BDL. Um, we’ve got a short taxi to Gate 3. Ah, please stay seated while the fasten seatbelt sign…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 11, 2024
Now the fun begins. Weather Partly cloudy and 69 Herculean degrees. Give the voters what they want Social Security insolvency: 2033. Can’t wait! Medicare insolvency: 2036. Awesome! Why GMB readers…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 8, 2024
Testing. One, two, three. Is this thing on? Weather If you had sunny and 69, Bingo! Birthdays of people who have never had the pleasure of driving on Burlington Avenue…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 7, 2024
Now, where were we? Weather 72 and mostly sunny. Occasionally some wayward clouds may get in the way, but they won’t make a mess of things. Useless information to impress…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 5, 2024
Welcome to Election Day. Let the madness begin. Weather 73 with clouds part of the time. The other part of the time no one knows. It’s a big secret. Shhh….
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 4, 2024
Welcome to the GMB. The morning wakeup with 50 percent fewer calories than other morning wakeups. Weather 59 with clouds visible all day provided you have access to a naked…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 1, 2024
Hi. How are you? Good to see you. Have a seat. Mint? Weather Eventually, the temps will hit the high 70s. Meanwhile, the sun will be mostly visible with the…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 31, 2024
It just doesn’t matter. Weather 76 and partly cloudy. Imagine that. GMB conspiracy COVID came from a scientist trying to impress judges on the show “China’s Got Talent.” DraftKings has…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 29, 2024
Poet Lauretta sought. Inquire within. Weather The weather people say it’s supposed to be 59 and cloudy. What do they know? One of these days Today is Oct. 29….
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct.28, 2024
Verifying today is Monday. If we call today’s date X.For all x that occurs in a month y in 2024 where dy/d5(5y) = 5, then If x = 7n +…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 25, 2024
“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.” – William Shakespeare This is Casey Kasem. On with the countdown! Weather Sunny and 65 “the Yankees in…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 24, 2024
Hello. Welcome to the GMB Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2. If you are a fatalist, go ahead…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 22, 2024
Nothing says I love you more than a paid guided tour of a cemetery. Seriously. Weather Sunny and 82 “Are you freaking kidding me degrees?” for most of Bristol. However,…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 10, 2024
Alright, GMBers. Are you ready? Weather 80 and sunny. We blank you not. The Pothole Patrol hits the road The PHP locked their collective jaws Sunday morning when encountering this…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 18, 2024
For those that don’t get it, no explanation will do. For those that do get it, no explanation is necessary. Let’s begin. Weather Milder and 68 fun-filled degrees. Today’s birthdays…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 17, 2024
Paging Nostradamus, your table is ready. We’ll bet you knew that already. Weather Partly sunny and 59. Sounds like a broken rec-. Partly sunny and 59. Sounds like a broken…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 15, 2024
It’s all happening. Weather Partly cloudy part of the time with a high of 57. They say you can’t trust haberdashers, bald-headed barbers or bullpen pitching, so we’ll believe that…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 14, 2024
Roll call, it’s Monday. By a show of hands, who made it through the weekend? Weather On today’s menu: 62, clearing and breezy. Thanks for nothing Thanks for the new…