Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 6, 2024
Freshest if read before noon. Weather Around 80 and mostly sunny. Sounds like a cop out kind of like, “my wife borders beautiful and is mostly pregnant.” For those keeping…
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Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 5, 2024
Thursday made fresh. Weather 81 and sunny. Buy! Buy! Buy! Useless information to impress your brake guy Halley’s Comet will next appear in 2061. From the desk of Plato “Good…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 3, 2024
And action! Weather If you had mid 70s and sunny that’s a BINGO! Useless information to annoy the snob that dismisses talking to you It would take 10,368,000 ping-pong balls…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 2, 2024
Welcome to the GMB. We provide tissue options, turndown service and world-class mints. Weather 77 and plenty of sunshine for everyone. Cha, cha, cha! California faces its greatest wildfire danger…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 30, 2024
It’s Friday, and the weather forecast shows mostly cloudy skies at 77 degrees, with possible showers over the weekend. On this day in 1973, The Doors disbanded. Celebrating birthdays today are Cameron Diaz, Michale Chiklis, Andy Roddick, Lewis Black, and Warren Buffett. Thanks to TBE readers and supporters!
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 29, 2024
Welcome to WGMB. We got the beat that’s the heat that’s the jive that comes alive. Coming up next, news and traffic but first let’s go to the WGMB weather…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 27, 2024
Welcome to Tuesday! On behalf of the Universe, we’d like to extend our warmest welcome and best wishes. Weather Sunshine mixed with a side order of clouds. High of 86….
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 27, 2024
Any resemblance to actual people, living, dead or other, is purely coincidental. Weather Mostly sunny and 83 special value degrees. Shopping Days Thirty-two shopping days until the Mum Festival begins…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 23, 2024
Thursday is in the clubhouse and Friday is on the tee. Weather Sunshine with temps in the high 70s or low 80s with perhaps, dun, dun, dunnnnn, clouds mixing in….
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 22, 2024
Hurry, hurry, step right up, folks. It’s Thursday. Weather Yowza. Yowza. Yowza. The fall preview continues with temps in the mid-70s. Do not adjust your television Yes, Virginia, that is…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 20, 2024
At ease, it’s Tuesday. Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em. Weather Clearing and 72 it’s about time degrees. Useless information to impress your airport shuttle driver Lions sleep up to…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 19, 2024
For optimum performance, read slowly. Weather If you are betting on 81 and thunderstorms, it’s a good bet. Please remember, though, gamble responsibly. What to do tonight If government meetings…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 16, 2024
The GMB is not a toy and do not attempt to eat. Weather Mostly sunny and 87. However, an isolated shower cannot be ruled out. But then again neither can…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug. 15, 2024
Another day, another electric rate increase. Weather Partly cloudy, mid 80s with perhaps an isolated shower. No one is sure. The jury is still out, so it is a mystery….
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 13, 2024
Tuesday. Take no prisoners. Weather 82, partly cloudy and low humidity. Sounds like a country song. What a guy! Recently, a certain cheese and cracker mayor of a certain town…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 12, 2024
Do not adjust your television. It’s Monday. Weather Partly cloudy and 83. Maybe a pop-up shower, maybe not. The whole world will be watching Organizers of Saturday’s Rockwell Park Summer…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 8, 2024
Now batting, Wednesday. Weather If you like blue skies, 72, and a slight breeze, forget it. Try showers and 76. Useless information to impress your wellness coach The winters of…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug. 6, 2024
General Quarters. All hands man your battle stations, it’s Tuesday. Weather 75 and showers. Bor-ing. Things that make you go, ‘Hmmmm’ Did you notice banks no longer have the word…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug 5, 2024
Pardon our appearance, the GMB is playing hurt and a little cranky. We’ve got poison ivy, bee stings and the meniscus is on the fritz. Weather Mostly sunny and 93…
Good morning, Bristol! – June 11, 2024
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown Weather Sun in the morning with more clouds in the afternoon. High around 75. What more…