Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 12, 2024
It’s Thursday, so welcome aboard. Weather Sunny and 83 fun filled degrees. A Public Service Announcement from the City of Bristol The city of Bristol urges residents to keep their…
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Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 10, 2024
Welcome to Tuesday and enjoy your stay. Weather 75 luscious degrees and plenty of Sun for everyone. Thoughts & prayers Pray for New York Giants fans. It is going to…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 9, 2024
Science! Weather Sum, clouds, 76ish. Maybe an early evening shower, maybe not. Maybe a late afternoon volcano, maybe not. Who knows? Things the GMB staff heard over weekend “For the…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 6, 2024
Freshest if read before noon. Weather Around 80 and mostly sunny. Sounds like a cop out kind of like, “my wife borders beautiful and is mostly pregnant.” For those keeping…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 5, 2024
Thursday made fresh. Weather 81 and sunny. Buy! Buy! Buy! Useless information to impress your brake guy Halley’s Comet will next appear in 2061. From the desk of Plato “Good…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 3, 2024
And action! Weather If you had mid 70s and sunny that’s a BINGO! Useless information to annoy the snob that dismisses talking to you It would take 10,368,000 ping-pong balls…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 2, 2024
Welcome to the GMB. We provide tissue options, turndown service and world-class mints. Weather 77 and plenty of sunshine for everyone. Cha, cha, cha! California faces its greatest wildfire danger…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug. 6, 2024
General Quarters. All hands man your battle stations, it’s Tuesday. Weather 75 and showers. Bor-ing. Things that make you go, ‘Hmmmm’ Did you notice banks no longer have the word…
Good morning, Bristol! – June 11, 2024
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown Weather Sun in the morning with more clouds in the afternoon. High around 75. What more…