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Good morning, Bristol!

Drivers to your cars. Weather Partly cloudy and 87 bracing for hell degrees. Did you know? That, according to a frequent reader of the GMB who just returned from Martha’s…




Good morning, Bristol!

To be honest, Bristol, I’m out of ideas. The week took its toll on my brain. The little guy is tired and gasping for air. But I am a warrior…



Good morning, Bristol!

Happy Friday Eve, everyone! Weather Partly sunny with a slight chance of an afternoon shower. Highs in the mid 80’s. Gradually turning darker around 8:15 p.m. (Thank you, George Carlin!)…




Good morning, Bristol!

Someone once asked, “What do you call a person who doesn’t mind Mondays?” Answer- “Retired” Weather Partly sunny today with a slight chance for a shower. High in the mid…




Good morning, Bristol!

Hello and welcome to Friday. Well, here it is the mid 2020’s going on 2035. Y’know so much of what we read today is AI-generated gobblygook. By the year 2040,…


Good morning, Bristol!

Oh, vey, it’s only Tuesday? Let’s see we have Tylenol, or ibuprofen for this. Weather Partly cloudy, low 80s with the H word creeping in because he is a big…


Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to Bristol! The breakfast capital of the world, if you like eggs. Weather 87 what’cha talkin’ ’bout Willis? degrees! Question to ponder for Monday Does Woody Woodpecker taste like…


Joseph R. Vincens, Sr., 87

Joseph R. Vincens, Sr., 87, of Bristol, passed away at home on Thursday, May 30. He was born in New Britain, son of the late Andrew and Lena (Nappi) Vincens….



Good morning, Bristol!

Commemorative DJT edition Yesterday, Thursday, May 30, is a day that will live in history. For some, it is a day of sham trials, crooked judges, lying liars and the…



Good morning, Bristol!

You’ve reached the offices of the GMB For the staff — Press 1. Tips — Press 2 Complaints — Press 3 Go ahead and press 4 — nothing will happen….