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Good morning, Bristol!

It’s Tuesday, May 7, 2024. Proceed at your own peril. Weather Sunny and 81! Don’t get used to it. Rain, cloudy and blah for the rest of the week. The…


Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to the rest of your life. Enjoy. Weather Cloudy with a high of 76 confusing degrees. Pothole Patrol You will not fall into the center of the earth rolling…




Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to Friday. Some restrictions may apply. Weather Partly cloudy and 71. Today Believe it or not, today is May 3 which is the 123rd day of the year. Only 242…



Good morning, Bristol!

Hello there. Good to see you. It looks like you lost weight. Weather Partly cloudy with temps in the mid to high 70s. Sign us up! Useless information for around…



Good morning, Bristol!

Hello class. Without talking, please open your textbooks to page 114. Weather Isolated showers and 65 degrees. Zoo-Wee Mama! Lucky us. Useless information for your Zoom meeting Benjamin Franklin designed…



Good morning, Bristol!

Monday, Monday (bah-da bah-da-da-da). Say no more. Weather Partly cloudy and 76 it’s about time degrees. What to look for this week Wednesday, 7 p.m. rain or shine, is the…








Good morning, Bristol!

Friday is here. Weather A chilly start, but we settle into sunny and 63. Why? Jennifer Aniston is to produce an updated version of the movie classic “9 to 5.”…