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Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to Friday. Yeah, we know, big whoop. Weather Rainy (at times), cloudy and crummy. High of 37, though. Woot. Today’s birthdays of people you will never meet Wayne Gretzky,…

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Good morning, Bristol!

Meet Thursday. It’s a par 4 with a dogleg right and a bunker. Best to hit a fade or lay back short. Weather 45, showers and rain. As an added…



Good morning, Bristol!

This is Tuesday. Place your bets. Weather The word on the street is we could get one to two inches of the funny stuff. What to do tonight For those…


Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to Monday. No refunds or exchanges. Weather The best part of mostly sunny and 39 is that it’s free. We’re getting the band back together The Aquifer Protection Agency…




Good morning, Bristol!

It’s Friday. All hail Ceasar! Weather On the menu: cloudy and 28 heart-warming degrees with a side order of snow showers. Mm-mm. What to watch this weekend A Biden Blunder….


Good morning, Bristol!

Here we all are, so “now what?”, you ask. Let’s start with… Weather  Clouds and temps in the 20s are here to play. Lucky us. What’s hot & what’s not…



Good morning, Bristol!

It could get a little slippery this morning. Snow is likely, about 2-4 inches with a chance of some freezing rain in the afternoon. The high will be about 29…


Good morning, Bristol!

Since many people have the day off, let us have a short moment of silence for those at work. ‘I Have a Dream’ nightmare When Dr. Martin Luther King Jr….



Good morning, Bristol!

Hello Bristol! What’s for dinner? Weather Mostly sunny and 46, but then Friday night, get this, people, lots of freaking rain. Cue the basement flooding. Words “If you listen to…


Good morning, Bristol!

You’ve reached the GMB. We are not available; leave a message at the tone…. Weather Partly cloudy, and 43. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Sueing floods Yo!…


Good morning, Bristol!

All attention all personnel. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. Weather From the GMB Weather Hut: 2+ inches of rain, snow melt, and, just for the “h…


Good morning, Bristol!

Welcome to the day after. Weather Sunny and 38. Pass it down. What to look for this week City Council meeting on Tuesday at 7 p.m. Mm-mm. Gob down on…




Good morning, Bristol!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Friday. Don’t block the doors; we have a full train. Weather 36, sunny and chilly. Say that 10 times fast. Screwy Louie visits TBE and…