Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 22, 2024
It is said that the price of liberty is eternal vigilance. It’s the same with cable bills, it’s just that subscriptions are really expensive. Weather 48 and scattered showers. Okay,…
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Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 12, 2024
Welcome to Tuesday. Uh, the outside temperature is 38 degrees at BDL. Um, we’ve got a short taxi to Gate 3. Ah, please stay seated while the fasten seatbelt sign…
Good morning, Bristol! – Nov. 11, 2024
Now the fun begins. Weather Partly cloudy and 69 Herculean degrees. Give the voters what they want Social Security insolvency: 2033. Can’t wait! Medicare insolvency: 2036. Awesome! Why GMB readers…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 29, 2024
Poet Lauretta sought. Inquire within. Weather The weather people say it’s supposed to be 59 and cloudy. What do they know? One of these days Today is Oct. 29….
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct.28, 2024
Verifying today is Monday. If we call today’s date X.For all x that occurs in a month y in 2024 where dy/d5(5y) = 5, then If x = 7n +…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 25, 2024
“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.” – William Shakespeare This is Casey Kasem. On with the countdown! Weather Sunny and 65 “the Yankees in…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 24, 2024
Hello. Welcome to the GMB Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2. If you are a fatalist, go ahead…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 22, 2024
Nothing says I love you more than a paid guided tour of a cemetery. Seriously. Weather Sunny and 82 “Are you freaking kidding me degrees?” for most of Bristol. However,…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 10, 2024
Alright, GMBers. Are you ready? Weather 80 and sunny. We blank you not. The Pothole Patrol hits the road The PHP locked their collective jaws Sunday morning when encountering this…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 18, 2024
For those that don’t get it, no explanation will do. For those that do get it, no explanation is necessary. Let’s begin. Weather Milder and 68 fun-filled degrees. Today’s birthdays…