Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 12, 2024
It’s Thursday, so welcome aboard. Weather Sunny and 83 fun filled degrees. A Public Service Announcement from the City of Bristol The city of Bristol urges residents to keep their…
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Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 10, 2024
Welcome to Tuesday and enjoy your stay. Weather 75 luscious degrees and plenty of Sun for everyone. Thoughts & prayers Pray for New York Giants fans. It is going to…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 9, 2024
Science! Weather Sum, clouds, 76ish. Maybe an early evening shower, maybe not. Maybe a late afternoon volcano, maybe not. Who knows? Things the GMB staff heard over weekend “For the…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 6, 2024
Freshest if read before noon. Weather Around 80 and mostly sunny. Sounds like a cop out kind of like, “my wife borders beautiful and is mostly pregnant.” For those keeping…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 5, 2024
Thursday made fresh. Weather 81 and sunny. Buy! Buy! Buy! Useless information to impress your brake guy Halley’s Comet will next appear in 2061. From the desk of Plato “Good…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 3, 2024
And action! Weather If you had mid 70s and sunny that’s a BINGO! Useless information to annoy the snob that dismisses talking to you It would take 10,368,000 ping-pong balls…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 2, 2024
Welcome to the GMB. We provide tissue options, turndown service and world-class mints. Weather 77 and plenty of sunshine for everyone. Cha, cha, cha! California faces its greatest wildfire danger…
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug. 15, 2024
Another day, another electric rate increase. Weather Partly cloudy, mid 80s with perhaps an isolated shower. No one is sure. The jury is still out, so it is a mystery….
Good morning, Bristol! – Aug. 6, 2024
General Quarters. All hands man your battle stations, it’s Tuesday. Weather 75 and showers. Bor-ing. Things that make you go, ‘Hmmmm’ Did you notice banks no longer have the word…
Good morning, Bristol! – July 16, 2024
Madness. Weather If you like 72, blue skies and a slight breeze forget it. Try 97 and PM storms instead. What the… So, this sanitary sewer smoke test going on…
Good morning, Bristol! – June 11, 2024
“Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.” – Unknown Weather Sun in the morning with more clouds in the afternoon. High around 75. What more…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 22, 2024
The vernal equinox has come and gone. Release the hounds. Weather Mostly sunny and 45 scintillating degrees. This date in history In 1765, the British parliament passed the Stamp Act,…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 21, 2024
Do not adjust your television; it’s Thursday. Weather Mother Nature says she’s doing us a favor with sunny, windy, and 39. Yeah, okay there, Ma. If today is your birthday Have…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 19, 2024
If we went to a metric week, weekends would be longer. Weather 44 and breezy. Again, with this? March, you’re on notice. No one likes you. Gallows The NIT (National…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 18, 2024
Welcome to Monday. Yes, there is aspirin in the medicine cabinet. Weather 59 scintillating degrees with an a.m. shower and a breeze thrown in, to keep it honest. News in…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 15, 2024
Ok, GMBers, Bristolites, and curiosity seekers. Are you ready? Weather Mostly cloudy and 61 “are you kidding me?” degrees. It’s the end of the world as we know it Egad,…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 14, 2024
On behalf of Thursday, we’d like to extend our warmest welcome and best wishes for a productive and fulfilling day. Weather Sunny and 70. Woot. What to watch today Xavier…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 12, 2024
Is it Tuesday? We are not sure. It is not so much the insomnia but the lack of sleep that will get you. Anyway… Weather Sunny and 61. Clearly, a…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 11, 2024
If we ignore it, perhaps Monday will just leave quickly and on its own. Weather Mostly sunny, windy and a whopping 43 degrees with a side of toast. News in…
Good morning, Bristol! – March 8, 2024
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Whoops, wrong show. Weather 54, and get this, mostly sunny. Seriously. We are not kidding. Put a…