Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 29, 2024
Poet Lauretta sought. Inquire within. Weather The weather people say it’s supposed to be 59 and cloudy. What do they know? One of these days Today is Oct. 29….
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Good morning, Bristol! – Oct.28, 2024
Verifying today is Monday. If we call today’s date X.For all x that occurs in a month y in 2024 where dy/d5(5y) = 5, then If x = 7n +…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 24, 2024
Hello. Welcome to the GMB Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2. If you are a fatalist, go ahead…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 22, 2024
Nothing says I love you more than a paid guided tour of a cemetery. Seriously. Weather Sunny and 82 “Are you freaking kidding me degrees?” for most of Bristol. However,…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 10, 2024
Alright, GMBers. Are you ready? Weather 80 and sunny. We blank you not. The Pothole Patrol hits the road The PHP locked their collective jaws Sunday morning when encountering this…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 18, 2024
For those that don’t get it, no explanation will do. For those that do get it, no explanation is necessary. Let’s begin. Weather Milder and 68 fun-filled degrees. Today’s birthdays…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 17, 2024
Paging Nostradamus, your table is ready. We’ll bet you knew that already. Weather Partly sunny and 59. Sounds like a broken rec-. Partly sunny and 59. Sounds like a broken…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 15, 2024
It’s all happening. Weather Partly cloudy part of the time with a high of 57. They say you can’t trust haberdashers, bald-headed barbers or bullpen pitching, so we’ll believe that…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 14, 2024
Roll call, it’s Monday. By a show of hands, who made it through the weekend? Weather On today’s menu: 62, clearing and breezy. Thanks for nothing Thanks for the new…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 11, 2024
Nothing is as it seems. Weather Sunny and 69. Useless information to impress your juice guy The flounder swims sideways and the most popular ice cream flavor is vanilla. On…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 10, 2024
Attention, Earthlings of Bristol, For the next 40 seconds we will control all that you see and read. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 8, 2024
Have no fear, it is only Tuesday. Weather 69 and mostly sunny most of the time. The Pothole Patrol rides again Sunday morning, PHP 1 ran over this delightful mess…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 7, 2024
The Russians are coming! The Russians are coming! Weather 70 with AM rain to mess with our mojo. Ee-yuk! Really makes us sick! Ptuh! BTW, as a consolation prize, breaks…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 4, 2024
Welcome to Friday we are pleased that you are joining us. Weather 77 and partly cloudy, mostly. Useless information to impress the Michael Caine look-alike in your life Shrimp swim…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 3, 2024
Hi there! Welcome. Enjoy your stay. Now this… Weather Cedar Lake (a pond) can expect widespread snowfall of 12 to 16 inches. Man your battle stations because west winds gusting…
Good morning, Bristol! – Oct. 10, 2024
All aboard to Tuesday! Weather Mostly cloudy and 71. Big whoop. Useless information to impress the KISS Army member in your life Termites eat through wood twice as fast when…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 30, 2024
And P.S. Boats float, and planes fly but cars just drive. Treasonous! Weather For the most part, lots and lots of clouds, 74. Letters to the mayor Mr. Mayor! Mr….
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 27, 2024
P.S. For some folks, you can never be too obvious and for others, too serious. Weather If you’re keeping score at home, mainly cloudy and kind of murky. Opaque, if…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 26, 2024
It’s about time. Weather 71 rain and generally blah. Maybe a thunderstorm. Egad, what’s the world coming to? From the desk of Aeschylus “In the lack of judgment great harm…
Good morning, Bristol! – Sept. 24, 2024
You need to be this tall to read today’s GMB. Weather Cloudy, 71, and eh. Useless information for the KISS fan in your life Pinocchio was made of pine. 30…